Katy Perry

An American recording artist who sings about lesbian relationships, manic depressive disorder, getting married while drunk, and sex on the California beach.

Katy Perry: California girls we're unforgettable

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Five Finger Discount

If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount

I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy

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Tequila

Yeah, it sure sounds fruity. But it's not something you want coming at you down an ice luge at 0.5 mph.

James: Want some tequila?

John: Nah man, I'm not a pussy. I'll stick to the beer.

James: Oh the irony!

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Tequila

A drink that women and pussies drink because they can't shoot a whiskey. Generally popular in brothels, clubs, and college dorms.

Butch: Want some whiskey?

Theodore: Um, no sir, I mean, if that's OK with you, I will stick with the, um, tequila, if that's OK.

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RBPS

really big penis syndrome

having a really, really, really, REALLY big penis

Person 1: Do you have RBPS?

Person 2: No mine's only 11 inches.

Person 3: Dude that is really, really, really, REALLY big!

Person 1: Nah, you're just saying that because yours is small.

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Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

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Sex

The main reason for marriage, birth control, and hygiene.

No sex here. Move along.

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