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Terminology Nazi

Someone who flips the hell out when you use a term that is not the "original" or correct term for something even though any rational person understands exactly what you mean in 99.9% of practical situations.

"Hey, did you try the bottomless clip mutator?"

"IT'S NOT A CLIP IT'S A MAGAZINE!"

or

"It's pretty cool how Doom was so revolutionary putting the player on a 3d plane, which looked awesome."

"DOOM IS 2.5D NOT 3D FAGET!!"

"Don't be such a terminology nazi Kyle, you know what he means."

by Rod_Jonse December 27, 2011

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


7-1

The worst thing to happen to "Brasil" ever in the history of sports, the best thing to happen for everyone else who isn't an abhorrent fucktard. Worst team in the history of sporting. Utter destruction.

HUE HUE HUE BRA7-1L HUE HUE HUE HUE

by Rod_Jonse July 14, 2014

133πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Rig

Your computer. You built it yourself (because you're not a dumbass who wastes money), opening the case, screwing in the mobo, attaching the GPU, CPU, RAM, Power Supply, what have you, you install an operating system of your choice and you care for it over the years. You upgrade its GPU every know and then, and ocassionally its CPU/motherboard. The contents of the case may change, but in the end it's still your rig, albeit with some new tricks.

In the boxes above, link to other words with square brackets. For example, booty will become booty.rig

by Rod_Jonse June 15, 2013

22πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Bro

White, annoying pieces of shit from somewhere around Orange County, or Las Vegas, or Phoenix who always wear tank tops/wifebeaters, exclusively drink Monster energy drinks, advertise Monster on their shitty hats and shirts, drive shitty trucks, listen to bullshit like Hollywood Undead and Skrillex, call themselves a "bro" all the time and somehow are not really "fat", yet their width is longer than their height. They stand around 5'3" on average and think that the Xbox 360 is the only gaming console in existence and that the Gears of War series is "beast". Relatively simple concepts like philosophy, as well as post-7th grader vocabulary such as "relatively" go right over their empty fuckin' heads.

"Bro, dude, bro! You know I'm a bro, right? Fuck man, last night I went to Hollywood Undead, PARTIED, and drank six Monsters! It was BEAST! WOOP WOOP! Fuck fucking shit!"

by Rod_Jonse September 17, 2011

19πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Computer Tower

A larger computer case that is used for holding a motherboard and all it's offspring (VGA, CPU, etc...). Needed to build a higher performance system or PC with huge parts.

"That's a nice computer tower, bro."

"Yeah, I bought it from Newegg."

by Rod_Jonse April 23, 2010


Halo: Reach

Highly anticipated upcoming FPS game being made by Bungie Studios for the Xbox 360 console. It is a prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved and will be the last Halo game made by Bungie, who will afterwards move on to making another game of a new IP universe (or possibly a Marathon game). There will be a public beta starting May 3rd that anyone with a copy of Halo 3: ODST can access.

"Dude, have you pre-ordered Halo: Reach?"

"Yeah, I'm playing the Beta right now, too!"

by Rod_Jonse April 23, 2010

38πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


jonse

Unisex, alternate form of Jonesy. Drummer/percussionist's name.

Jonse procured some fat beats for me the other night.

by Rod_Jonse August 10, 2017

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž