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Rossmoyne Senior Highschool (RSHS) is a highschool in the suburb of Bullcreek located in Perth, Western Australia. Much like the suburb of Rossmoyne, RSHS is full of Indians, Chinese and other Asian nationalities whose families rent houses in the encatchment area or forge false residential information to get their child enrolled in the school and pressure them to purse medicine. The children of these families are usually in a bad situation as their parents are often control freaks and severely punish them if their academic performance is poor. This parenting strategy often leads to the kids becoming unbalanced individuals who either:
1. Lack many basic social skills and a decent understanding of the Australian culture. Both of which are integral to getting a job outside of driving a calculator.
2. Grow to envy the freedom that their Australian and Asian friends (whose parents aren't control freaks) have so much, that they go on a massive sex, drug and booze rampage when they finally break free.
Despite its flashy reputation, RSHS has a lot of the same problems that other Australian highschools have in regards to drug and violence. After school fights are usually waged at the nearby Rossmoyne IGA. These battles are usually very one sided. Consisting of the school yard bully taking on people who have little to no experience fighting simple because he and his drugo mates don't like the other person.
"When I Drove past the Rossmoyne IGA at 3:30, I could smell marijuana"
"must be the drugos from Rossmoyne Senior highschool"
"I'm sending my kid to Rossmoyne, It's a good school"
Despite the drugos and tiger parents, RSHS is what all public schools should aspire to be. As it provides better quality education than most private schools for free and the student population doesn't consist of trust fund brats who brag about how much their Daddy makes on the mines.
An asbestos ridden ghost town located in the far North of Western Australia. The song 'Blue Sky Mine' - written by Australian band Midnight Oil - is named after the Blue Asbestos that was mined near the town and explores the reluctance of the mining companies to compensate their employees. Despite the fact that the mining companies knew asbestos was carcinogenic.
A few people still live in Wittenoom doing god knows what. Why anyone would want to live there is beyond what I can comprehend as the town has been erased from most maps, the roads leading into the town have been blocked and there's no running water or electricity beyond what the locals can produce.
There's still so much asbestos there that you can literally just bend down and pick some up from off the dirt road.
DO NOT GO TO WITTENOOM UNDER ANY CURCUMSTANCES!! It is truly the worst town in Australia. (Meekatharra didn't even come close XD)
"My Dad grew up in Wittenoom... He used to play in a sand pit full of asbestos powder when was a few years old... and his older brother and his friends would run around, kicking up blue clouds of asbestos dust. He died of asbestosis a few years ago..." An Old guy I was talking to in Perth
"But if I work all day on the blue sky mine
there'll be food on the table tonnight
Still I walk up and down on the blue sky mine
There'll be pay in your pocket tonnight" - Chorus of Blue Sky Mine
Gosnalls is a poor, third world suburb within the city of Perth, Western Australia. The people of this area are usually bogans, drugos, hoons, yobos, meth addicts and general dickheads who have never worked a day in their life, relying on Centrelink to survive and support their bum fuck lifestyle. If the train you're taking passes through Gosnalls, make sure you've got some mates with ya who know how to use their fists. Because the locals will most likely single you out and roll you for your shoes if you don't.
There are also a lot of poor Australians and immigrants who have just gotten the rough end of the pineapple in life and aren't dickheads. But the sizeable population of bogans living there should make you cautious when passing through.
"Next stop: Gosnalls" - Train announcer
"Oh shit, fucking Gosnalls!" - Everyone
"Don't walk around Gosnalls at night... Some twelve year olds will stab you for your shoes" - Wise man
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A synonym for wild horse in Australia. Brumbies are most commonly found in The Outback, Some parts of The Bush, The Blue Mountains and The Man From Snowy River.
Unlike cunt, macca's, copped and other Australian slang, Brumby is quite an old piece of jargon. As the word is mentioned in some of Banjo Patterson's early poems.
"Was driving from Perth to Alice Springs and out of no where... A bloody brumby jumped out from the bushes and in front of my car" - Aussie explaining how his car got wrecked
"There was movement at the station
For the world had passed around
that the Colt from Old Regret had got away
And he joined the wild bush Brumbies
He was worth a thousand pound
So all the cracks had gathered to the fray"
Armadale is a dodgy suburb in Perth, Western Australia. The population of this area are referred to as "Armadalians". Armadalians are a tribal like people. They have their own culture called "white trash" and practice religious ceremonies such as "the chugathon" and "beer night". The armadalians live in tribes known as âgangsâ. Gangs will commonly have disagreements with each other. These disagreements often turn into a âthongingâ an event in which the cheifs of the gangs will stand in front of each other with a thong (shoe) in each of there hands and they will proceed to hit each other until either one is on the ground with a brain tumour or they get bored and decide to go to the pub instead. In the Armadalian culture there are gods like most other religions. These gods are apart of groups known as âfooty teamsâ. These gods will battle each other to the death in a gladiator like area known as âa footy ovalâ
Armadale is is wondered at by non locals and tourists who pass through the suburb. As it is location on the very outskirts of Perth - boarding The Bush - can make it look like a green, natural amalgamation of nature and city. However, much like the burgers in a Macca's commercial, this is miss leading as the trees, bushes, grass and other green shit mask the true, insidious nature of Armadale after the sun recedes.
During the day light hours the Armadlians are quite tame. With only the usual robbery or murder. But during in the night the nocturnal Armadilians instincts take hold. No records of nocturnal Armadilians exist and all those brave enough to try and observe the creatures have been found dead the next morning with injuries such as: anal penetration, cancer and extreme paper cuts. This phenomena has caused the United Nations to warn people against walking through Armadale at night.
Armadale is widely popular for the safaris as you can observe the creature know as "Abo" in his natural habitat, drinking booze and bashing white kids. "The Abo" is the other species that you can find in Armadale. They are similar to the Armadalians however they have a reputation for being far more aggressive and receiving higher Centerlink payments.
"Next stop; Armadale" - Train Announcer
Heart rate increases - passengers riding the train at night
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