Gosnalls

Gosnalls is a poor, third world suburb within the city of Perth, Western Australia. The people of this area are usually bogans, drugos, hoons, yobos, meth addicts and general dickheads who have never worked a day in their life, relying on Centrelink to survive and support their bum fuck lifestyle. If the train you're taking passes through Gosnalls, make sure you've got some mates with ya who know how to use their fists. Because the locals will most likely single you out and roll you for your shoes if you don't.

There are also a lot of poor Australians and immigrants who have just gotten the rough end of the pineapple in life and aren't dickheads. But the sizeable population of bogans living there should make you cautious when passing through.

"Next stop: Gosnalls" - Train announcer
"Oh shit, fucking Gosnalls!" - Everyone

"Don't walk around Gosnalls at night... Some twelve year olds will stab you for your shoes" - Wise man

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