High and dry

The act of defecating on the ledge of the toilet bowl where the fecal deposit will not be submerged in water. Generally an act of aggression, this is most effective when conducted at a time when the toilet will not be used for a period of time, thus allowing it to dry.

After she discovered his second family, Chelsea left her husband while he was "away on business". All she left behind for him was a high and dry.

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muddy iceberg

The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.

Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.