cheese

Cellulite on a woman's body, particularly on the butt and the backs of the thighs. Cheese can also be defined as large dimples on the butt cheeks that are not necessarily cellulite. Also known as cottage cheese. Considered an incredibly disgusting sight by many men.

Lombardi: Ryan and Robert, I saw three generations of cheese one time: the daughter, the mother, and the grandmother, and they all had cheese!

Robert: Cheese? Sick!

Ryan: Hey, you gotta get what you gotta get nowadays.
Source: RyanT, Central Florida

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Leesburg

Also known as “Sleazeburg” or “Diseaseburg.” A town in Lake County, Florida, the eastern neighbor of Sumter County and eight miles southeast of Wildwood. Leesburg is exactly like Wildwood in every way, just three times larger. Leesburg is home to Lake-Sumter Community College, one of the most depressing and cliquish colleges in the state of Florida. Teens and young adults in Leesburg and the surrounding area can best be described as sub-human; the town and most of Lake County has an usually high amount of teen and young adult STDs and out-of-wedlock pregnancies and an abnormally high number of women getting married much younger than average. Lake County has a high drug rate and also has the sixth-highest underage drinking rate out of 67 counties in Florida, mostly due to the kids in Leesburg and surrounding area. The institutions that would normally guide a city are morally bankrupt. Most churches there are very small and even the larger ones have no impact whatsoever in the city or county. The middle and high schools are listed as some of the worst in the state and bad parenting is prevalent in Leesburg, hence the high drinking, drug, and pregnancy rates. Just as with Wildwood, people should avoid going to Leesburg or most of northwest Lake County for that matter.

Leesburg, Florida, is one of the vilest tows in the almost-as-vile state of Florida.

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Sumter County

A county in north central Florida, between the cities of Ocala and Orlando. Population is 62,000 and increasing rapidly as an enormous retirement community for retirees known as “The Villages” is quickly overtaking almost the entire northeastern segment of the county. Sumter County has two major towns: Bushnell to the south, the county seat, and Wildwood to the north. Large amount of black people occupy the north end of the county while illegal Mexican immigrants occupy the south. Tension and rivalry between “North-enders” and “South-enders” is common. Sumter County, Florida, has a high STD, teenage and out-of-wedlock pregnancy rates and poverty rate. The average age that females get married in Sumter is around 19 ½ years, whereas the national rate is 25 ½ and rising; it should also be noted that this county in question has one of the highest divorce rates in the state of Florida. Many residents of Sumter County are “churchy” but are far from Christian; they only go to church because of long family ties and such hypocrisy is evident in the lives of their children, particularly the daughters. Single young men need not live or even visit Sumter County; there is an overabundance of them already there, growing old, bitter and confused over the lack of elibigle women.

Welcome to Sumter County, Florida, home to thousands of old Yankees and even more white and black trash.

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