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Its in the middle of bum fucking nowhere. The education program is shit it teaches you the three r's. reading righting and redneckery. if you like to get fucked up and waste your life away playing drinking games and tipping cows this destination you. Also is the home of the mother fucken Salam black river church enter if you dare but you will most likely not even make it to the church.
#workinglikeadogwhilehowlingatthemoon
Bruh I got soooooo fucked up last night in and landed in a pile of cow shit. yupppe! Sumter forlife
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A county in north central Florida, between the cities of Ocala and Orlando. Population is 62,000 and increasing rapidly as an enormous retirement community for retirees known as “The Villages” is quickly overtaking almost the entire northeastern segment of the county. Sumter County has two major towns: Bushnell to the south, the county seat, and Wildwood to the north. Large amount of black people occupy the north end of the county while illegal Mexican immigrants occupy the south. Tension and rivalry between “North-enders” and “South-enders” is common. Sumter County, Florida, has a high STD, teenage and out-of-wedlock pregnancy rates and poverty rate. The average age that females get married in Sumter is around 19 ½ years, whereas the national rate is 25 ½ and rising; it should also be noted that this county in question has one of the highest divorce rates in the state of Florida. Many residents of Sumter County are “churchy” but are far from Christian; they only go to church because of long family ties and such hypocrisy is evident in the lives of their children, particularly the daughters. Single young men need not live or even visit Sumter County; there is an overabundance of them already there, growing old, bitter and confused over the lack of elibigle women.
Welcome to Sumter County, Florida, home to thousands of old Yankees and even more white and black trash.
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A school full of cousin fucking redneck hicks who are all inbreds. These cousin fuckers think they are the shit. Everyone you meet is an asshole and disrespectful as shit, but they are damn good football players. Most of the students are addicts or rapists. They live in shitty trailer parks, and the white kids try to act black
“Hey don’t you go to south sumter??”
“Yeah I was just heading back to my trailer to fuck my cousin”
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Town near the middle of South Carolina known for its Iris Festival and its proximity to Shaw Air Force Base.
Geographically, it is two hours from the mountains and two hours from the beach.
It is a mid-sized town which is about equally proportioned between whites and blacks. Its economy is steady but it has a slightly high unemployment rate as of 2005.
I'm going to Sumter, SC to see the Iris Festival.
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a pretty trailer trashy place, except for the villages, but the villages creep most people out.
q:wat do a sumter county fire, sumter county tornado, and a sumter county divorce all have in common?
a:somebody's going to lose a trailer.
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A creature resembling a sasquatch with the physical qualities & hygiene of a pig living in sumter S.C.
generally dirty blonde, thick in the thighs and a face that looks like it was hit with several pounds of what the fuck?
yall see jerry is takin out sumter pig again this weekend. yeah man she sure is a typical south carolina swine.
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a place in south carolina that is so crappy, it makes you sick. (Also known as Scumter) This town is the most boring, stupid, ghetto town ever known to mankind. Anyone living here all their life or even a month will tell you never to go there unless you want pure hell. Nobody likes this place.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: I live in Sumter, SC. Also known as hell. How about you?
I hate Sumter, SC. It's so screwed up. This town is for people who get shmacked regularly.
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