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Four Poster Bed
A bed with four vertical columns, one in each corner.
The columns support a tester, which usually holds up a set of curtains, however, in this day and age of double glazing and other insulation methods, the curtains aren't needed.
A four poster bed is very similar to a canopy bed.
Buying a four poster bed for your bedroom is the first step in transforming your room into a Palace of Love.
In which your new four poster will be used primarily for the art of making love, preferably to a gorgeous Indian chick, but that part doesn't matter.
And is dependant on whether you are a male or female reading this, whatever floats your boat.
C: Within my new Indian girlfriend's Palace of Love was a magnificent four poster bed, lined with the softest most sensual luxurious silks, coloured in a sexy deep red.
D: Sweet Raptor Jesus just the sound of the bed is making me horny...
C: We proceeded to make sweet love on it, she pretty much emptied my balls of all their love juice. After we cuddled and she whispered sweet nothings possibly in Hindi until I fell asleep.
When I woke up I was sticky and naked
D: I think you missed something fun.
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Human Female
1.
Linda from Futurama
She is referred to as Human Female by her co-host: Morbo
2.
The Female half of the human species.
Symbol: Γ’ΒΒ Venus - The Goddess of Love
Biologically different from their male counterpart, the human female has XX sex chromosomes, a longer life expectancy, sex organs that facilitate children, breasts and many other things
Additionally they have different social expectations, although such a thing is undergoing thorough refinement in todays society
See also: woman, lady, girl
1.
Morbo: Over to you human female
Linda giggles
2.
Human Male: Nice breasts
Human Female: I have eyes you know...
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Apple Drink
Noun
The ghetto version of Apple Juice
Its chemical formula is almost identical to that of grape drink except for one key element.
Ingredients:
Sugar
Water
Green
You might have one of your black friends over, Tod.
I don't think I know what "grape drink"is, I have some Apple Juice?
Tod: What the fuck is juice?!
I want some apple drink. It's greeeeeen!
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Multigasm
A contraction of "Multiple" and "Orgasm".
Just like Multimax is one of "Multiple" and "Climax"
1. The art of achieving Multiple Orgasms during one session of sexual intercourse.
If you are a man, this is nearly impossible.
If you are a woman, then every man envies you and your ability to do this. However it is dependent on your sexual partner and how good they are at doing the deed, fingering, cunnilingus (aka eating pussy) and other things.
If you plan on visiting the Palace of Love any time soon, then Multigasm is a technique that needs to be perfected.
1.
Woman moans
Man: Oh, what happens if I...
Woman's moans get louder
Man: You appear to be enjoying this, maybe...
Woman screams/shudders/arch's back/mixture of all 3
Kiss, cuddle, woman calms down
Man: Did you like that? Let's try...
Woman begins moaning again
Repeat until Announcer yells, Quest log changes or Achievement is reached
Announcer: MUTLIGASM!!!
Chat box: Man has completed the achievement Give Multigasm
Chat box: Woman has completed the achievement Receive Multigasm
Quest Log: Quest - Multigasm (Complete)
0 XP rewarded, 0 Gold rewarded
Other "Rewards" - You get to cuddle with your lady while she tells you all about her long day at the office or other place of employment.
You aren't allowed to fall asleep... tough break, motherfucker.
Man *whispering*: kill me, please.
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(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb
The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.
This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!
You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake
HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM
Kumite
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"
Kumite (Eyyah!)
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Splange - adjective
Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)
Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom
Always - chattin' splange
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T
A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me
I'm gonna splange this youtube video
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