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Portuguese Snowblower

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.

My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.

by SG5 August 27, 2016

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Canucklehead

A Canadian of limited intelligence.

That Canucklehead lit a cigarette while at the gas pump.

by SG5 November 8, 2015

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Portuguese Space Shuttle

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).

The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!

by SG5 September 25, 2016

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