Tang Woofy

When a vagina smells so bad, its causes projectile vomiting. When it is covered in so much hair, you can barely tell whether it is chewbacca or a vagina. The opposite of Tang Nanny.

Matt- "Man I hooked up with this girl tonight, and it was definitlely some Tang Woofy."

Ryan- "Man I feel for ya, I've had that happen before, and I'll never let it happen again."

Bob Kraft- "Yeah I get that every night, you guys got it good!"

Shaun- "Man Dad, your fucked."

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Tang Nanny

A perfect pussy. One without any pubic hair. Which is perfectly pink, does not stink, and is legitamately tight.

Ryan- "Matt did you happen to get any Tang Nanny last night?"
Matt- "Of course man, I bumped upon two different Tang Nanny's last night, it was wonderful!"

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