mordok

Allmighty sun god

has three loyal followers, God, Jesus and Satan

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Parenthisis

"(" or ")"

"That which is put in parenthisis can (not) be ignored"

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Patrick Star

A starfish who lives under a rock and is best friends with SpongeBob. He's a bit chubby and has a dick-like head...But he's cute with the dick-like head anyway...............

SpongeBob: Hey whats that dick-like thing?

Patrick: Uhhh, I think thats my head!

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california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.

Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.

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School

A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.

Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom?
Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like! Torturng our sick, twisted kids!

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lush

A person (generally under 21) who is prone to excessive drinking

"That girl is such a lush"

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Red Sox

Red Sox Nation = stupid pieces of shit. Red Sox fans and players are the greatest combination of pussies and faggots ever made by God. They are jealous the yankees because it took them with ease to win 26 world series, but took them 82 fucking years to win one. Also yankee players dont cry like Johnny Damon and the biggest faggot Curt Schilling. Red sox fans dont have real fans too, they just consist of people who are pissed off there team didnt make it to the playoffs or just hate the yankees. THis applies mostly to Mets fans who are the second biggest bitches to the Red Sox. So Red Sox get some real fucking fans. One thing the red sox should believe is the yankees are kick the red sox asses this year.

Oh are you a red sox fan?

Of course not, I am faggot Mets fan who doesnt have a team to support for in the playoffs.

Wow I am so glad we got David Wells!

Wow he has shitty era in Fenway.

Curt Schilling is our savior

He is also the biggest faggot too.

Hey i have a tiny dick

Yea you must be a Red Sox fan

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