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One of the scummiest locations on earth, Cambuslang proudly represents all that is wrong with Glasgow. Featuring neds, a trillion orange females and numerous halfies, this shit-hive should be nuked and erased from history as soon as possible.
Cambuslang is the hometown of Tiders the halfie. No surprise there.
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Extreme homosexual act originating in Cambuslang, Glasgow whereby one participant (the cannon) grabs his ankles and the other (the coco pop lover) kneels behind him. On the count of three, the cannon forces out the most powerful shart possible while the coco pop lover shouts "SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP". Score is awarded based on how many 'coco pops' make it into the recievers mouth.
Mr McMenemy is hereby charged with the unlawful discharge of a Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon in the direction of Mr Tiders.
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Simon Pandason: “Do you wanna go to Cambuslang”
Lil Timmy: “Nah bro, fuck you”
Simon Panderson: “Ok!”
An asian from Cambuslang. Also includes halfies, no matter how much they pretend to be white. This derives from the well known fact that if you cut one of them, they bleed curry powder.
Tiders is a definite Cambuslang Curryblood, don't pay attention to the checked "White" box on that application form.