Deja Moo

The feeling you heard this bullshit before

X- Hey Sam, we need to talk...
Sam- Ohh shit... Deja Moo...

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Town Bike

The girl that everyone has had sex with, the analogy is the town bike that everyone gets a ride from.

That ho's the town bike

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Blue Veiner

1. A well known penis pump

2. The penis pump a man named Erik wants to own

Erik: The blue veiner is only 60 bucks!!

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Pre-Owned

In computer gaming, being pre-owned is being given the fact that no matter what, yo' ass is gonna get sacked.

Dude, I pre-own you in cs, don't even try

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we need to talk

Variation of "I like you but you aren't what I want"; "I need to complain about something"; "I'm a muff diving whore"

X- Hey Sam?
Sam- What?
X- We need to talk...
Sam- Oh shit...

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Fly Skeleton Fly

A slang used in Halo, when playing "Oddball" if you do not wish to hold the skull anymore, you drop it, and either throw a grenade at it, or shoot it with a rocket, hence launching it to another point on the map.

*Red Team Advances*
Edgar from Blue Team: FLY SKELETON FLY

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Notting But The Turth Brother

"Nothing But The Truth Brother"
A retarded way of saying it

Sam- Dude, that chick at the mall was hot man..
Edgar- Notting but the turth brother

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