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Used to describe an increase in income when one's pockets are swollen with extra cash.
Bill: Ever since this promotion my pockets on swoll.
Ted: Gotta get that cash money.
50 Cent: Pockets on swoll cuz I move the o's.
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Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.
Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!
Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.
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A phrase used to describe the awkward moment which ensues after someone you know to be a douche bag says or does something to embarrass themselves. Works best when said in a sort of melody with the "douche" staccato and the "chill" legato.
Girl 1: Sarah's been absent from school a lot lately.
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...
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Semen or alcohol, depending on which you like better.
Jenny had to have her stomach pumped for joy juice.
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