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A child, derogatory, especially a noisy child under minimal parental supervision.
Jeremy decided not to rent the cool studio because he could hear punes next door.
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We stopped going to their parties because of a significant pune factor.
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Plastic wrap, especially in excessively burdensome amounts and/or toxic packaging.
Derived from television cooking personality Jaques Pepin, who frequently wraps his ingredients in plastic wrap, which he pronounces by virtue of French liaison as "plastee-krap."
May be a component of crapnel.
Don't buy that brand of compact fluorescents, or we'll have to shell out $20 for that special doohickey that cuts it out of its plasti-krap.
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I heard that Tina wraps school lunches in so much plasti-krap that her preschoolers have already started puberty.
The explosive discharge of small, sharp plastic toys that occurs at children's parties and holiday events.
Derives from shrapnel + cheap plasti-krap, a description which encompasses both the sharp, weapon-like properties of the toys and their uselessness, and thus propensity to scatter on the floor of children's rooms where they cut parents' bare/stocking feet.
Watch out for crapnel; there were goody bags at the party.
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Wendy's foot required three stitches when some Halloween crapnel rolled into her open-toed Keens.
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A worthless, expendible person. In television an unrecognized actor whose character, one suspects, will not survive the episode.
Named for the uniform color of expendible cast members on Star Trek.
That guy's a redsuit--he doesn't stand a chance against that that pissed-off Klingon.
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That hatchet woman they brought in from corporate thinks she's all that, but she'll shit bricks when she finds out she's just another redsuit.
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