plasti-krap

Plastic wrap, especially in excessively burdensome amounts and/or toxic packaging.

Derived from television cooking personality Jaques Pepin, who frequently wraps his ingredients in plastic wrap, which he pronounces by virtue of French liaison as "plastee-krap."

May be a component of crapnel.

Don't buy that brand of compact fluorescents, or we'll have to shell out $20 for that special doohickey that cuts it out of its plasti-krap.

OR

I heard that Tina wraps school lunches in so much plasti-krap that her preschoolers have already started puberty.