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ktulu(chtulu) was the monster featuring in HP Lovecraft's 'the call of chtulu', after which a metallica instrumental was named.
Jaymz: what shall we call our great new instrumental cliff?
cliff: how about calling it after this kickass book, the call of cthulu?
jaymz: hell yeh
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Ktulu has a very sharp wit.
He very perceptibly picked up on my fetish of using herds of sheep for personal pleasure, in a manner which might get me arrested. He has done his best to rid me of my addiction through relentless piss taking.
"BAAAAAH"
He hasn't got there yet!
"Did you start that sheep shaggin' rumour Ktulu?"
"Ofcourse not Sandman"
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Ktulu is the recipient of jousy head shots with a Colt M4, from the entire length of siege. Admittedly it was aimbot assisted!
Although I do admire his Tiger Woods ability, which far exceeds mine!
"Take that Ktulu ya bastard"
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Ktulu is a game playing god! From Counterstrike to Beach Volleyball, he pisses all over me at everything.
I bow before him and applaud his superior ability!
"Ktulu, how did you kill me AGAIN?"
"You win again Ktulu"
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One of the greatest rock/metal instrumentals ever made by one of the greatest metal bands ever created, Metallica. It clocks in at 8:53 and the demo was named "When Hell Freezes Over." The name change was made by late bassist Cliff Burton who was a huge H.P. Lovecraft fan. It is credited to Burton/Hetfield/Mustaine/Ulrich, and the first song in which the entire band played together. The Ride the Lightning recording has Hammett on lead guitar since Mustaine was booted from Metallica in 1983.
It features some of the greatest bass work from legendary late bassist Cliff Burton, most notably run through a Big Muff distortion box and a wah-wah pedal. It also features a great solo from legendary lead guitarist Kirk Hammett and an excessive but necessary use of cymbals by Lars Ulrich.
The S&M version won a Grammy for Best Rock Instrumental Performance in 2001.
"The Call of Ktulu is a very dark, haunting and great song."
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Ktulu is a master of Perudo, although he frequently forgets the finer points of the felatio round.
I would also like to take this opportunity to say to the population of the world that I deeply regret projectile vomiting in his car. I feel very bad about the incident, I behaved very badly and was so drunk I could not help him clean it up. Had I been sober, I would have gladly licked it clean!
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Ktulu is a master of Perudo, although he frequently forgets the finer points of the felatio round.
I would also like to take this opportunity to say to the population of the world that I deeply regret projectile vomiting in his car. I feel very bad about the incident, I behaved very badly and was so drunk I could not help him clean it up. Had I been sober, I would have gladly licked it clean!
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