Anutricious

(adjective) A product served as food that has been so thoroughly processed that no useful vitamins or minerals remain, hence it might as well have been extruded from an anus.

Drunk Kid: Hey, let's get fast food from that huge corporate outlet!
Sober Kid: Ugh, but it's ... anutricious...
Drunk Kid: Hahaha but seriously I'm so hungry I could eat that shit anyway.

fankoo

An exceedingly cute way of saying thanks, as used between lovers or when the speaker wishes to imply an element of childish gratitude

*hands the gf the remote*
he: "here you are my darlink!"
she: "fankoo" *smiles*
*bystander rolls eyes and shakes head, grinning*

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whale on

to assault, maul, or generally pummel another with great vigour and enthusiasm. To deliver a beating.

Huckleberry Finn says of his Pap (father) that “He used to always whale on me when he was sober.” (Mark Twain)

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hamouflage

clothing worn to disguise the figure esp. in the case of obesity

Ben thinks that coat is hamouflage, but it doesn't hide his beer gut.