Gosling

Gosling

{goz-ling}

(n.) A sharply dressed, urbane gentleman.

(v.) Displaying gallant characteristics indicative of an urbane gentleman; Behaving in a suave and cultivated manner; To be dapper, sharply, handsomely attired.

(adj.) Characterised by urbane sophistication in taste, style and manner.

(n.)
"Did you see him at the reunion? He's lost all that weight, bought a couple suits and cut off his mullet - scrubs up real nice! He's a total gosling now"

(v.)
"Hey, looking sharp today! What's the occasion?"

"No occasion, just felt like gosling it up this morning."

(adj.)
"I didn't think a pair of sunglasses this gosling could be so cheap!"

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Alpha Office

The head office in a business of multiple offices, defined by leadership, charge, determination, wisdom, charm, chivalry and respect. As a status, this can not be taken, but must be earnt, usually though battle royale. This cannot be earned while the current alpha office still physically exists. The status can be bought, but the only payment method acceptable is blood.

Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.

Brandon: "Where's Brad today?"

Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."

Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"

Pedro: "Yes."

Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."