Inceptioned

When another person mentions something completely unimportant during a normal conversation and that idea becomes so lodged in your mind that you cannot help but act on it sometime in the near future. Then when you act on it, you get screwed.

Girl Next To You: "Hey, so I was talking to this guy last night and he just randomly kissed me. I didn't even care. I just kissed him back."
You: "Well that sure is interesting..."

Two days later...

You: "Hey (insert random girl's name here), I wanna kiss you even though I don't know you."

Random Girl: "That's really stupid you perv!" (insert slap here)

You: "Well thank you very much (insert name of girl you were sitting by), I seem to have been inceptioned..."

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