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a young child!
did you hear about dave his birds expecting someone elses sprogg
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A term used to describe an unknown and undesired substance. Usually this substance appears without notice and can be found anywhere at any time, in any colour (commonly brown). Screff dosen't always have an odour although you can't describe it's smell when you do come across some scented screff. In the past has been the cause of mass hysteria and pannic amongst teenage girls and soft lads even though screff despite its genetic make-up is perfectly harmless.
Two teenage girls Sitting in a cafe
Girl 1 looks at girl two's jacket sleeve.
Girl 1- Erm, what's that on your jacket?
Girl 2 - What? Where? What d'you mean ?
Girl 1 -There! That brown thing on your sleeve. What is it?
Girl 2 - Eeeww Oh my god what is it? Where did that come from? Arrr it stinks! What is it?
Girl 1 - I don't know, I just looked down and it was there! Eeeeww
Girl 2 - (calls over to waitress) excuse me do you have any napkins I've got screff on me and nothing to wipe it off!
Waitress - screff? Oh my god!!
(Shouts out to rest of the customers) OKAY EVERYONE CAN YOU ALL PLEASE LEAVE THE PREMESIS THIS IS A STATE OF EMERGENCY WE HAVE A SCREFF CONTAMINATION AND WILL NEED TO BEGIN A DEEP CLEAN IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Girl 2 is restrained by two men in contamination suits and masks. They bundle the girl into a sterilised plastic bubble as customers are clambering over each other in a state of pannic screaming, shouting, pushing and shoving each other through the cafe door!
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a conebishop is the name given to a priest who is easily aroused and dosent even try to hide the fact that he has an erection and just lets his stalk pertrude through his pants making the shape of a cone in his groinal area. these are evil people and must be banneshed to a far away land were wizards can boil there bottoms to make beard shampoo and extract there anchient unused seman to make wizardy ear drops to get rid of unwanted ear hair.
at church today farther griffin got an erection because mrs braithwaite fell over and showed everything off between her legs, she wasnt wearing panties as farther griffin left the alter to help he knocked over the alter with his penis and all the water went alover little damien and burnt his little face! damien was cryin so much that when farther griffin rushed over to see if he was alrite he stabbed him in the eye with his pertruding phalice this upset damiens mother who stood up to get damien away from him making farther griffin quickly turn round and break damians mothers nose! there was blood everywere i wont be going to that church again farther griffin is such a conebishop.
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A youth or child (Under 18) who takes drugs.
That kids a fuckin mush puppie
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an illeagal drug dealer! see MUSH HEAD.
wots worse than a mush head is a fuckin mush pusher!!
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To Botch a person means to have sex in a violent (not nesessarally agressive)manner. This term can also be used to describe a person as being attractive this is done by describing the person as botchworthy. It can also be used to describe someone as bein ugly (non botch-worthy) or if you admit you would have sex (Botch) an ugly person but only if you were drunk they would be Piss Botch-worthy.
Two guys sat watching girls as they pass:
Guy 1: she's worth a Botch!
Guy 2: Nah man shes well Non botch-worthy.
Guy 1: What about her?
Guy 2: Nah shes Piss Botch-worthy
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