Eban

When you want to say bean but you put the E before the B, then you put the B to correct it, but you don't get rid of the first E, so your mind makes you think that you writed that E even though it was clearly misplaced, so you finish it with A and N.

+:hey man
-: waddup
+: why are you taking so much in the bathroom, are coming with us?
-:sorry for the delay bro, early this morning i ate a eban can
+: wdym with eban?
-:frick, i wanted to say bean

poggers

When something it's very epic, and you feel like doing it, you go for it

Streamer: I just winned this videogame tournament, very poggers
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