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A sexy beast, Open to many creative sexual positions, a great (but extremely weird) flirt, and loved by women.
Damn Look At That Eban Over There!
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A guy who is a sweet heart but can also be stern when necessary. A big lover boy and a ladies man but his intentions are always sincere. It's always someone that's obsessive over him. He's a guy who doesn't tolerate non sense from anyone and also a king or warrior type of guy . He's a survivor and do anything to protect what's his , especially his family. He's a guy who is very loyal to his friends but knows his priorities comes first . A little rough around edges but definitely worth loving , sweet , charming , caring and overprotective ! Eban is a man who is funny he'll have you laughing your ass off of hours. He's kind and quick to understand who you are. Overall he's a very good guy and an amazing friend .
Eban is in my heart , I can't get enough of him ! Girl : Eban is the GREATEST ! Girl 2 : Yeah he's just a best person ever !
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A lonely kid that does nothing with his life and has no friends. He's parents also abandoned him and lives in a shared kid home with no family.
Person 1: omg get away from me u lonely child
person 2: ok
person 1: whispers: what a weirdo must be a Eban
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Ebaneto e kato fucking oba4e na Bulgarian( Bylgarski ). Demek edin myj kato si nadyrvi huq i zapo4ne go vkarva v 6undrata na nqkoq jena po 4-5 pyti v sekunda, tova ozna4ava 4e te se ebat, a deistvieto e ebane.
Tova sa harakterni zvuci za ebaneto:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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When you want to say bean but you put the E before the B, then you put the B to correct it, but you don't get rid of the first E, so your mind makes you think that you writed that E even though it was clearly misplaced, so you finish it with A and N.
+:hey man
-: waddup
+: why are you taking so much in the bathroom, are coming with us?
-:sorry for the delay bro, early this morning i ate a eban can
+: wdym with eban?
-:frick, i wanted to say bean
bro so small his head reaches ppls waists
i am an eban mehrota. im screwed for life.