Tab

A Tab is a tentacled girlgamer who survives off of lolcats, Neil Gaiman books, Epica, anime, and pianos. She pretends to be bad-ass by playing FPS games until 4 in the morning but in covert fashion, only accompanied by her beast of a laptop, she fawns over figure skating then gawks about the beauty and sensuality she just witnessed on her blog; thus resulting in a fail. Tabs are also known to fail by making irrational attempts to get into Epica concerts despite being under the age of majority. Most importantly, this creature, hailing from a tiny subarctic village, generally gets pwned by sea prawns at all walks of life.

Was that a Tab I just saw in Subway playing the penis game with that super hot guy Ian?

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