Scribbler

A turd that becomes so sharply pointed after repeated turtle-heading that it resembles a large, brown crayon. Any movement causes messy doodles on the turd owners underwear.

I waited so long to shit that I gave myself a Scribbler - my Fruit-of-the-Looms look like I was attacked by a Spiro-graph!

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wadgobble

Derogatory for a giver of blowjobs. Useful when running low on insults or tired of using old stand-bys, such as "Don't be such a dick!"

It's your round to buy the drinks! Cough up, you fuckin' wadgobble!

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Snorklebeef

Derogatory for a giver of blowjobs. Useful when running low on insults or tired of using old stand-bys, such as "Don't be such a dick!"

Can you believe that guy? I caught him trying to look over the divider between urinals! What a snorklebeef!

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Omelete

Omelete - This is where you thrust so enthusiastically into your female partner that you scramble all her eggs!

I hadn't seen Lisa in a month. We went at it so hard, I think we made an omelete!

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