Wiggins

NOT A SPORTSMAN!!! He is gay (take that Dinasaur), is the twink God, has a cult, is the best character in Disney’s Pocahontas and is Ratcliffe’s servant.

“I love you” said Wiggins! “So do I” smirked Ratcliffe.

Wiggins

NOT A SPORTSMAN!!! He is gay (take that Dinasaur), is the twink God, has a cult, is the best character in Disney’s Pocahontas and is Ratcliffe’s servant.

“I love you” said Wiggins! “So do I” smirked Ratcliffe.

Claude

1. A man who longs to purge the world of vice and sin.

2. A man who sees corruption everywhere except within.

3. A man of whom is usually lustful over girls named Esmeralda.

4. A very attractive old man.

5. An old man who is probably closeted gay.

6. A man who has a habit of singing Hellfire

7. A man who lovingly called you an unholy Demon.

1. “look lads it’s Claude, hide the women and the girls”

2. “it’s Claude he’s a very biased little git”

3. “Claude is Daddy”

2👍 3👎

Théoden

Commonly misspelt as “Theoden” this is the name of one of the Kings of Rohan, Théoden is the song Thengel and father of Théodred, he is also the uncle of Éowyn and Éomer, he’s a good and strong King, he was the King of Rohan during the War of the Ring, which was his final war as he died at the Battlof of the Pelennor Fields on the 14th of March in 3019 of the Third Age.

“Arise, Arise Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter, spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword day, a red day ere the sun rises: ride now, ride now to Gondor! RIDE NOW, RIDE NOW TO GONDOR!!!”

Or

“Arise, Arise riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day ere the sun rises: Ride now! RIDE NOW! Ride, ride to ruin and the world’s ending: death! Death!! DEATH!!! FORTH ÉORLINGAS!!!

petgirl

This is the female version of a term used in a D/s relationship where the sub plays the role of a pet, there’s no link to bestiality, it’s merely a desire to be cared for in that way.

D: she’s my petgirl, she’s very nice and pretty, a good girl…mostly.

Twink

A young gay or bi male, a twink is typically between the ages of 18-25 (with some variation) a twink is a slender male who has a clean shaven body and face, (the only hair a twink has is on their hair) a twink is very feminine looking, a twink may be a femboy but a femboy isn’t a twink, a twink has soft skin and smooth features.

Oscar Wilde is not a twink, neither is Tom Holland, Link in BotW is a twink, Wiggins in Pocahontas is a twink, even Starscream in TFP could be a twink but they aren’t!

Bastardsword

1: a type of medieval sword a length between longsword and arming sword.
2: the illegitimate son of an aristocrat of whom, this son loves sex.
3: a way to describe a penis of which is between an average and long size.

1: he rode through the planes with his bastard sword, Marw in hand, he slaught any man who stood before him.
2: Christ almighty, he can’t keep it in his pants, must be a bastardsword.
3: my dick isn’t too long, just a bastardsword