j lo

Woman who got married a buttload of times because she's too scared of being single.

J lo should go ahead and divorce the new guy and stock up on cucumbers and products from goodvibes.com

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English

It dies with each word we speak...

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A<B

Shorthand of saying A is worse than/inferior to B

Fruit Roll Ups < Mongolian Chicken
Justin Timberlake < Vin Diesel

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ersatz

Fake, phony; not real.

Look at her, lording it up in that ersatz Gucci outfit...she makes me so sick.

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School

Place you go to learn....well, if you want to learn.

I go to school from 8 am to 2pm

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Mad cow

A soccer momwhen she discovers that her husband's been cheating on her with his secretary/president, or when her kids are accused of something, like shooting up their school because they ran out of Froot Loops. Basically,a fat, angry irrational woman.

When they announced that Mrs. McMooney's son was the one who called in the bomb threat at the mini-mal, she went into full-on Mad cow mode.

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Burnination

To inflict destruction upon something/someone, especially by burning
them/it. Burnination can be caused by a Trogdor's wrath, a few too many firebombs, or an overexcited Fire-type Pokemon (especially one that knows Fire Blast or Flamethrower).

...and so, FiFi the rogue Flareon laid burnination upon the desktop of Ima Jerkoff. For want of thirty minutes to do his homework upstairs, Jerkoff lost his actual homework assigment-a ten page essay on Isaac Asimov-and the respect of poor forgotten FiFi, who simply needed to empty her bladder.

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