Alcgagamos

Chronic occurrence caused by overconsumption of a toxic and delicious chemical known as your once favorite alcoholic drink . One wiff of this drink will make your asshole pucker and send your nervous system into utter and cosmic lack of control,especially your gag reflex.

Person 1: how many shots of jägermeister are you having tonight Pussy thot

Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it

Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch