Green weenie

Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.

Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months

Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering

Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end

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Quiero Leche

Spanish term meaning “I want milk”. Mainly used by Latin women, if she sends you this she doesn’t really want milk....at least not that kind.Most Commonly used in conjunction with milk emoji.

Person 1: “What’s up babe, how are you?

Person 2: “Quiero leche papi.”

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Papi

Derogatory term meaning “daddy”, used mainly in the bed by Latina women. What many men don’t know is that it’s a secret, powerful, and dangerous word we use in order to get you to bust your load upon immediate use. If we’re using this word it’s either because we want you to bust our walls down or because you’re destroying our pussy. Most commonly used when hitting it from the back, exercise with caution.

Person 1: “You like that Mami.”

Person 2: “MHMMMM DAMELO DURO PAPI!!!!!!”

“Bruh yesterday my mans was fucking my pussy up for over an hour, you know I’ve got a life to live, places to see, roads to walk, so I hit him the classic PAPI!!!!!!!!”

Microcockman

An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.

Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat

Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to

Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”

Semper Fucked

Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.

Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.

Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”