Microcockman

An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.

Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat

Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to

Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”