Edward

to Edward: verb: 1. to devour someone's baby out of their uterus, through their stomach, using mainly one's teeth; 2. to cry constantly and do absolutely nothing of use to the world; 3. to sparkle.

1. Dude, he totally Edwarded that girl's stomach last night. Now she'll never have babies!

2. Ever since his girlfriend broke up with him he's been totally Edwarding.

3. Did you see that sparkly dildo? It Edwards.

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