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1. unable to function
2. shattered into pieces
3. unauthorized entrance
4. a word that has become a cliche in music
1. viagra, a cure for the broken
2. Emoboy: my life is broken!! (after chipping his nail)
3. poll:would you rather have your house broken into than watch another nick & jessica prime time special?!
results: getting broken into wins hands down
4.a:can you help me find the song with the word broken, it sounds pretty good?
b:uh...which of the 9.9x10^99999999 songs are u talking about
<a closer look at mxtabs.net/google reveals the severe contamination of broken in songs/lyrics>
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3 time oscar winning show...episodes last 30 minutes each
wallace and gromit revived the near obsolete wensleydale cheese
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A rugby union defect. A game in which each team is allowed 6 tackles before turnover and noone ever passes to anyone farther than a feet away from them because it is too "risky". When you get tackled, u must squirm like ur balls just got cut lose. When there is a scrum, the two teams binds with their head hanging in shame. During lineouts...oh wait, what lineout!? After all, rugby is known as RUGBY FOOTBALL, but wait again, leaguers don't know how to kick, hence a 40/20 rule was developed to promote the use of the boot.
To sum it all up, it is so retarded, it might as well be called american football.
Say what!? Those leaguers thinks they can take on the ALL BLACKS...
Leaguers, they have a funny way of saying things, muscle is apparently known as fat over there.
If you see a long spin pass or a drop goal, then it isn't league.
at this rate 'Dem leaguers might as well strapp'on helmets and paddings
the only reason league is getting thumbs up in urb dict is cause those in union have a life and don't waste night and day voting
Rugby league, the game played in hell.
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A rugby union defect. A game in which each team is allowed 6 tackles before turnover and noone ever passes to anyone farther than a feet away from them because it is too "risky". When you get tackled, u must squirm like ur balls just got cut lose. When there is a scrum, the two teams binds with their head hanging in shame. During lineouts...oh wait, what lineout!? After all, rugby is known as RUGBY FOOTBALL, but wait again, leaguers don't know how to kick, hence a 40/20 rule was developed to promote the use of the boot.
To sum it all up, it is so retarded, it might as well be called american football.
Say what!? Those leaguers thinks they can take on the ALL BLACKS...
Leaguers, they have a funny way of saying things, muscle is apparently known as speed over there.
If you see a spin pass or a drop goal, then it isn't league.
at this rate 'Dem leaguers might as well strapp'on helmets and paddings
the only reason league is getting thumbs up in urb dict is cause those in union have a life and don't waste night and day voting
Rugby league, the game played in hell.
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someone in counterstrike decided to rename the galil and call it this. what a mistake and humiliation they have caused themselves
A:dude i don't have enough money for an idf defender.
B:Nigga what!?
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misuse of anyway, never the less, an excuse to change topics, fuck off mofo
male:hey there seksy sugar!
bitch:anyways...
male:(well at least she didn't slap me)
bitch:anyways, before i bitch slap yo ass back to yo mo's
male:well why don't you just anyways yourself!
bitch:anyways...
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Rarest member in a band, the most important person to a guitarist, used to hide mistakes of guitarist
A:dude we just ran over someone maybe we should turn back
B:That guy deserved the darwin award for stepping in our way, keep on driving
A:Dude we forgot the drummer!!!!
B:what the shizniz?!?!!? YOU IDIOT, TURN THE BUS AROUND NOW!!!!
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