Steve Workman

Steve Workman is a professional skater for Demonseed Skateboards.

The GREATEST skateboarder of all time. (Yes, greater than Tony Hawk)

Steve Workman is not as famous as Tony Hawk because the average human being cannot handle the extreme coolness of Steve Workman.

Steve Workman is known for shredding vert ramps and pools all over Florida.

Steve Workman can shred street too, but he finds the lack of vert too boring for him.

Steve Workman skates so fast that he can't skate metal coping. He needs the rough pool coping to manage is speed.

Steve Workman airs so high that he puts lead in his pockets to hold him down.

Steve Workman's knee pads are over 10 years old but look brand new because Steve Workman NEVER falls.

Steve Workman can be found schralping the shit out of the Chea-B-S bowl on a nightly basis.

Steve Workman is the exact opposite of a Cheab.

If Chuck Norris decided to skateboard, he would ride a Steve Workman pro model.

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Steve Workman!".

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merpNderp

When a situation seems like merp, but ends up being derp.

Disappointment.

You end up pulling some quality cheek.
"merp"

She ends up having a penis.
"derp"

Hence, merpNderp.

Merp

Ejaculation.

Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.

Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.

Opposite of Derp.

Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"

Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"

Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"

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Wet Chilly

The act of a wet willy with cheeto fingers.

"How to" directions:
1. Enjoy a bag of cheetos.
2. Lick cheesy fingers throughout your snack.
3. Also pick your victim and plan of attack while you eat.
4. After finishing the last cheeto, DON'T lick your fingers, but leave the cheese on .
5. In stealth, get close to your victim.
6. Commence Wet Chilly.
7. Insert cheesy finger DEEP into victims ear.
8. Rotate your finger 3 times to assure a full Wet Chilly.
9. Pull out and run.
10. Whatever you do, DO NOT lick the rest of the cheese off your finger after a Wet Chilly

Liam: "Fuck you Jake, Wet Willys are so gross".

Jake: "Hahahaha. Nah. Check your ear cheab. That was a fuckin Wet Chilly".

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CCS

Super wack online skateboard monoply. Supported by all the faggot poser kids. (Similar to Zumiez)
Specializes in Justin Bieber attire, like tight colorful jeans, and Supra Skytop shoes.

CCS is an acronym that stands for:
Cheab Cheab and Some more cheab.
(Look up the word cheab for full understanding.)

Yo Lom, where did you get that lame ass skateboard?

CCS! But I still can't kickflip.

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derp

Exclamation used during shitty situations.

"derp" is not yelled, but simply said.

Used instead of yelling "FUCK" or "GOD DAMMIT".

Shockingly, "derp" releases stress, anger, and sadness better than yelling and cursing.

Opposite of merp.

Imagine this. Getting lost during a road trip. You become extremely hungry. For whatever reason, you have a strong craving for Chick-fil-A, and refuse to stop anywhere else. You set your TomTom to the nearest Chick-fil-A, but is on his period and sends you to mother fucking Disney World instead. When you finally find a fucking Chick-fil-A, it's closed and you remember that it's Sunday.

"derp"

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Cheeks

Grade "A", quality booty.

Double D's of the ass world.

Known to cause instant boners.

When is presence of cheeks, one must yell "juice" to let her know what's up.

Nicki Minaj's ass would be a prime example of cheeks.

What is the meaning of life?

CHEEKS!

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