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A girl you need to drink four pints of beer to find attractive.
What about her?
Four pinter at best.
Harsh, dude.
To have a fling or non-serious affair.
I'm not ready to date, I just broke up with Julie.
You need to bunt, dude, get back in the game.
A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.
Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!
You still going out with Joey M?
Nah, he's a loser, I'm done tasting that.
A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.
What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?
Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.
Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.
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To take a crap.
Oh damn, I've been fruiting like a nightmare.
Toldya not to eat roadkill.