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Spending Christmas with horrible relatives.
What you doing for Christmas?
Going to my mom's, Uncle Doug is coming so it's going to be a real bitchmas.
To rip out a wet one and waft it in your girlfriend's face.
Joel farted right in my face today.
Oh girl, once they start thot housing you, it's over.
British expression for business (usually criminal) to take care of.
Wanna come down the pub?
Nah, got runnings to do.
How was your date with the whacktress?
Awful, we just ran lines all night.
Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.
What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?
I'm on the Trump diet.