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Aledo Illinois

A very small town near the border of Iowa. There is absolutely nothing in this town besides a good HS band, a highschool, rhubarb fest, a Casey’s, and a Tastee Freeze. The boys all look like they came from hell and 99.9% of the girls are drug addicts. The local hangout for literally everyone is the what we call “Central Park” or the Bandshell. If you are cute and would like to come here please do for the love of God they are all so ugly.

Claire: “Are you going to Aledo”

Tyler: “ No Aledo Illinois sucks”

by Shutupordie<3 August 14, 2021