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The anus - specifically referenced in moments of loving penetration, juxtaposed against the rushed pace of daily urban life.
Charles: Oh Petulia, you know I've always wanted to hold you so close and look into those deep blue eyes of yours.
Petulia: Charles, stop being so overdramatic and stick it in honey - We've only got 5 minutes!
(Charles thrusts forward, to no avail)
Petulia: Honey, wrong hole - not in the pink, in the stink !
Charles: Roger that Petulia : Try number 2 - this bunny is going down the badgerhole !
The oblivion of circular logic present when your friends fall into a diametrically opposed debate on gender, where no conclusive stance is reached and nobody agrees or knows who the hell still has a penis by the end of it.
Dave: Dude, you putting the chicken on the barbeque ?
Steve: Don't call me dude ! My name is Shirley !...And why the fuck does this urban dictionary entry name me Steve?!!!!
(Steve's dick falls out from under his mini skirt)
Dave: Cos that's your name dude. It's been your name since you were a baby. Besides, you need better underwear...(while pointing at Steve's dick)
Steve/Shirley/Who the fuck knows: Screw you dude! Having a dick doesn't mean I'm not a girl. Stop beings transphobic!
Dave: Sure dude...I mean dudette ??? Fuck - I don't know. Can you just stop following my 12 year old daughter and her friends into the changeroom at Sportworld? Please? They're all super creeped out and think you're a pervert.
Steve/Shirley/Who the fuck knows: I have a right to change where I want!....and fuck this urban dictionary writer - My name is Shirley !!
(Dave's wife Penelope steps out onto the patio, quite upset...)
Penelope: What the hell? Have you guys just been sitting out here in genderblivion for the past 30 minutes? !! I told you to put the chicken on the barbeque a long time ago and the guests will be here anytime now !
Steve/Shirley/Who the fuck knows: I'M NOT A GUY ! .....FUCK !!!
(Steve's penis is still poking out from under his mini skirt)
Everybody : Huh ???!!!????
When you catch the corona virus, as a result of being raped in the bum.
A: "Man, my buddy got crayped last night"
B: "Oh my gosh, you mean he caught the corona virus from another guy stuffing him in the bum?"
A: "Yeah dude - but he didn't even want it - he was raped!"
B: "Damn - tough go."
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A penis, usually used in the context of sex, but this isn't a requirement.
Shaniqua: Oh Brutus how can I show you how much I care for you?
Brutus: You could be a champ and blow on my love-trumpet !
Shaniqua: That's true my love, I know you love your blow jobs !
A woman, or gay man, who is specifically promiscuous via giving blow jobs to many different men.
Tristan: Yoshi dude, you should really get tested at a clinic, be on the safe side.
Yoshi: What do you mean brah?
Tristan: Weren't you with Katrina on Friday?
Yoshi: Yeah broheim, that girl comes on by and sucks my dick every Friday night.
Tristan: Yeah, but she sucks off Bill on Thursdays, and Gurpreet on Wednesdays - she's a total corn gobbler !
Yoshi: Oh shit, now you got me worried ! I better run over there pronto.
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