Insecurity card

Insecurity card is an idiomatic phrase that refers to the act of bringing the issue of insecurity into a debate or argument. Women are notorious for accusing their husbands/boyfriends of being insecure for almost anything and everything (even if it's not true).

Bob: Hey Mike, I saw you leave your house last night. What happened?

Mike: I got into a fight with that biatch again. She pulled out the insecurity card like always.

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Chinese Dog Bite

When a dog bites a male human on the penis. Sometimes, even ripping it off with it's teeth. It does not necessarily need to be a Chinese dog. It is called a Chinese Dog Bite, because several Kung Fu movies from the 1970's had these kinds of scenes. Some folks of S&M fantasize about being tortured like this. Primarily because even though the dog is biting your penis off, they are excited about the fact that something is coming in contact with it. It is considered to be stimulating.

The other day, I was thinking about getting a Chinese Dog Bite, and I quickly got a hard on.

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Procurement

A professional method to curing people.

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.

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Teethy-Girl

A woman that can be identified just by looking at her teeth (Covering her face and just displaying the teeth).

Examples of teethy-girls include Lady Gaga and Yvette Gonzalez-Nacer from the Fresh Beat Band. Both are very beautiful, and nothing is wrong with their teeth, but it's easy to identify them when just looking at their teeth.

The world is filled with many teethy-girls. Just look around and you will see.

Lady Gaga is a teethy-girl

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Padlock Chaser

A person obsessed with looking up current topics and words in wikipedia. Mainly for the thrill of seeing a padlock and saying to oneself... "Dam, that must be one heated topic"

I'm a full blown padlock chaser, and I'm dam proud of it.

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Photo bombing

The fine art of ruining other people's photos. Usually by running in the background or making a silly face in the background. It's usually done to strangers, but shit man, you better run if they notice at the moment, because you might get your ass kicked.

Hey Geo, check out them tourist. Let's do some photo bombing on them.

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High Movie

A movie that serves the purpose of making you feel high. Examples... The Matrix, King Arthur, Braveheart.

Man, I was feeling like shit the other day. I quickly went to my high movie collection and decided to watch "The Matrix". After the movie, I felt high, like I could kick some ass or something.

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