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Pfft is the contrarian's way of spelling the word pff. As everyone knows, the "t" in this word is silent; a useless appendage, indicating that pfft is not the correct spelling of the word.
Her: pfft. Whatever.
Him (mansplaining): clearly, you mean pff.
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The process of ritual cleansing that we go through to clear our minds and start anew after a big life event.
Jack: hey, do you want to go out this weekend?
Sally: I cant, I'm staying home. I have a lot of emotional decluttering to do.
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The confused, tongue tied and speachless state a boy falls into when the girl he's crushing on talks to him unexpectedly for the first time.
Friend: hey, did you finally talk to Heidi?
Boy: no, I saw her at lunch but I got all flummoxed.
Friend 2: I heard you were like a deer in the headlights.
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To be completely spellbound and captivated by a girl, realizing she reaches levels deeper than you thought were there.
To realize she is the moon and the stars for someone not used to looking up.
He has known her for a relatively short time, although his esteem for her is limitless; he is enchanted by her.
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