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When a stripper is talented enough to swing both ways on the pole.
Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.
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A trancelike state, artificially induced, in which a person has a heightened suggestibility regarding the need for foot orthotics.
After visiting a soothsayer in a shopping mall kiosk, that guy won't even go scuba diving without his orthotics. Practitioners of hypnorthosis sometimes take it too far.
An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.
If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.
To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"
"Do you take it with milk sir?"
"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."
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It's what you call it when a psychiatrist has an affair with an adult patient in their care.
Any shrink who gets caught banging their patient shouldn't have their license taken away for having a psychiatryst. They should be struck for being such a poor diagnostician.
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A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.
After reading Peter Singer, his view of the world changed. It was a vegestalt shift.
Raisin Dieter
Sara Palin's pronunciation of "raison d'etre".
For some folks in the liberal media, making fun of me seems to be their raisin dieter.
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The date rape drug cocktail women use on unsuspecting men.
It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.
The toxicology report came back positive. The victim was viagroofied. Next step is to file criminal charges against the offending women.