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Psychiatryst

It's what you call it when a psychiatrist has an affair with an adult patient in their care.

Any shrink who gets caught banging their patient shouldn't have their license taken away for having a psychiatryst. They should be struck for being such a poor diagnostician.

by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009

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Vegestalt Shift

A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.

After reading Peter Singer, his view of the world changed. It was a vegestalt shift.

by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009


African Americano

An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.

If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.

To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"

"Do you take it with milk sir?"

"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."

by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

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Viagroofie

The date rape drug cocktail women use on unsuspecting men.

It's a portmanteau from viagra and roofie.

The toxicology report came back positive. The victim was viagroofied. Next step is to file criminal charges against the offending women.

by Simian Pachyderm July 24, 2009


Psychexotic

A person who is considered to be both exotic and psychotic. Outside of Thailand it's typically a female.

"That Sudanese girl is quite exotic and more than a bit psychotic."

"Dude man, it's just crazy dealing with psychexotic chicks. It can get pretty messy."

by Simian Pachyderm January 30, 2010


ba-jay-jay

A mellifluous name that Oprah Winfrey can popularize for BJJ - Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

"How did you break your finger?"

"Fooling around in ba-jay-jay."

"Some chick snapped your finger when you had it in her va-jay-jay?"

"No idiot. Ba-jay-jay as in BJJ - brazilian jiu jitsu. But it was a chick who snapped it."

by Simian Pachyderm April 8, 2010

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Gerbilzinger

Pope Benedict's alias.

"Damn, that Gerbilzinger is involved in another scandal? Sheeeeeeeeeetttt!!"

"That's right dirty dog. One of his archbishops had their ring kissed by Vaya Con Cornholio. Looks like another gerbil got zinged."

by Simian Pachyderm April 25, 2010