alezander

The middle name of an amazingly beautiful Person, known as a sexy beast among tigers, has fire shoes, and all the girls love him, and is rumored to be able to stare a tree to death

"Ah man, it's Alezander. He's as powerful as Zeus!"
"Alezander is more beautiful than Taylor Lautner during his twighlight days!"

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Alezander

An ancient horny monster who became a deprived soul which lurked in the shadows of east New York

Male 1: Hey have you heard the story of the ancient horny monster?

Male 2: Alezander? Yeah bro that backstory is top-Tier