ninjury

the act of getting injured while trying to be a ninja.

while practicing using nunchucks, timmy hit himself in the balls and got a ninjury.

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Epoofany

When you have an epiphany and forget what it was an instant later.

Tom: "Holy Crap! No WAY!!!"
Fred: "What?"
Tom: "What, what? Sorry dude, I just had an epoofany."

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