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Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake Conservative)

Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.

Me: Oh look who it is.

by Skyrim550 August 28, 2022

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Requiem Mass

A Mass of the Dead on All Souls Day November 2nd of the year. These could also be said or sung for people who have died. Black Vestments are used for the ministers (purple is an exception). Incense is not used until the Offetory and elevations. The Novus Ordo mandates white vestements but that is errenous for a Requiem.

The SSPX Chapel is having a solemn Requiem Mass at 7pm.

by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022

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frtyhg

GOOD JOB! You have typed every letter combination! Your already dead from boredom. You thought that you can type letters in the shape of a square.

Yo bro type frtyhg

Bro there no defintion for it

by Skyrim550 April 16, 2022

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Heretic

A heretic is someone who is in a false religion outside the Catholic Church. For example, Protestantism, Judaism, Muslim etc. One of the known heretics of the past were, Martin Luther (ain't talkin about King) who started Lutheranism by posting his theses on the church door in 1517. Also Thomas Cramner, who thought he was an archbishop of Canterbury. He started the Anglican Missal.

The heretic Thomas Cramner got burned on the stake by Queen Mary I.

Person 1: There are two Gods.

Person 2: No, Jesus Christ is True God and True Man.

Person 1: Nah, Jesus Christ is just a son. God is God.🙂

Person 2: No, Jesus Christ is the Second Person of the Holy Trinity. The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost are Co-eternal and are always equal.

Person 1: Your opinions man😁

Person 2: Damn Heretic

by Skyrim550 January 17, 2022

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Double standard

The Double Standard is of the liberal's greatest weapon. For example: Biden can say he will nuke America, they won't care. However when Trump posts something stupid on Twitter, it's "ahhhhhh! HE'S A WHITE SUPREMACIST! AHHHHH".

Reporter: Hey, can I post about how the US agent refused to give evidence of Russia's "attack" on Ukraine to your platform.

Jack Dorsey: Sorry, we don't allow fake news.

Feminist: Uhh! These men were trying to rape me because they kept saying that having kids are good.

Jack Dorsey: Yeah, common White Supremacists probably.

Reporter: Now that sounded suspicious.

Jack Dorsey: Imagine what would happen if I allowed fake news on my platform.

Reporter: f*ck you and your Double Standard!

by Skyrim550 February 8, 2022

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1÷0=0

1÷0=0. Thats it. What is 1×0? 0 right? 1+0=1. 1-0=1 as well.

Adding and Subtracting: both equal 1

Mutplication: equals 0

So why the fuck is 1÷0 undefined🤣

Me: 1÷0=0

Rick: No

Me: 1÷0=0

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

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Bidentler

Biden is now Adolf Hitler, ever since his speech in Philadelphia.

Bidentler: We have to fight for uh......democracy! We have to fight against the democracy ....against I mean Ultra-Maga Republicans are under threat.

by Skyrim550 September 4, 2022

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