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asmattr

The guy who makes "you are a computer" and "you are the imposter" asmattr videos.

NEXT VIDEO FROM ASMATTR: YOUR A PENIS

by Skyrim550 April 5, 2022


Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake Conservative)

Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍀

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.

Me: Oh look who it is.

by Skyrim550 August 28, 2022

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Bidentler

Biden is now Adolf Hitler, ever since his speech in Philadelphia.

Bidentler: We have to fight for uh......democracy! We have to fight against the democracy ....against I mean Ultra-Maga Republicans are under threat.

by Skyrim550 September 4, 2022

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Bidenphilia

Bidenphilia is the act of giving your number to a kid. Calling them, and pretending to be Santa Claus. The second kind of act is touching little girls or boys as they stand next to you.

Don't participate in Bidenphilia

Our new president resides around Bidenphilia

by Skyrim550 January 21, 2022

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eatser

HAPPY EATSER

Me: HAPPY EATSER

Other: HAPPY EATSER

by Skyrim550 April 20, 2022

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Daughter sniffer

Welcome to the new Daughter sniffer! The new Daughter sniffer in the White House of 2022 were created by commu- I mean scientists! Bring your daughter toward the sniffer and it will sniff your daughter! It will even sniff your daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter! Get the new Daughter sniffer today only for uhhhhhhh I forgot. Get it on sale.....Now!

Leftist 1: Do you like your Joe Biden Daughter sniffer?

Leftist 2: Yeah, I pranked my friend's daughter by having it sniff her hair hehe.

by Skyrim550 March 18, 2022

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I'm not a psychopath

"I'm not psychopath" is what someone says after they just get done murdering someone after they've been accused.

Biden supporter kills Catholic: "I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH!"

Woman has an abortion: "I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH!"

by Skyrim550 April 5, 2022

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