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Being attracted to a ugly and beastly neighbor.
Martin had Shanaynay Fever for Resbutia.
I told my old lady that I wanted to slap the cat tonight.
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A condition inflicted by beauty therapists,
caused by injecting too much lip filler when aiming to produce the perfect pout for female clients.
....I canât come out tonight , that new cow at lip fillers r us has given me proper chavlips, I look like Orville
....can you book me in for proper chavlips on Friday at 10, they werenât full enough the last time you did them.
Being able to move from one sexual position to another without penis withdrawal.
He has great stayinability.