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Being attracted to a ugly and beastly neighbor.
Martin had Shanaynay Fever for Resbutia.
A condition inflicted by beauty therapists,
caused by injecting too much lip filler when aiming to produce the perfect pout for female clients.
....I canât come out tonight , that new cow at lip fillers r us has given me proper chavlips, I look like Orville
....can you book me in for proper chavlips on Friday at 10, they werenât full enough the last time you did them.
I told my old lady that I wanted to slap the cat tonight.
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Being able to move from one sexual position to another without penis withdrawal.
He has great stayinability.