Schmingus

Schmingus (noun) a person or creature that is foolish/dumb yet also very active/hyperactive or a creature or person considered to be cute in a ugly manner e.g a cat or dog

My cat is such a schmingus!

You absolutel schmingus!

Adam

A Greek male individual who has mood swings often and has a sexual orientation which holds bias towards other men (Homosexual)

My friend Adam likes to put cucumbers in his rear whilst victim to the happy tapioca.