flustercuck

when you cut yourself trying to cut mayonnaise because you think it’s a pickle

guy: I just flustercucked my finger, it really hurt
guy 2: oof been there done that

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Marcus

Marcus is an amazing boy who will steal your heart with his personality, humor, and kindness. He is a very creative and very friendly. But out of all, his penis is bigger than his hear

Girl 1: Wow, Marcus just winked at me
Girl 2: Oh, you should go talk to him.

overpassing

the dangerous but calming activity of going under overpasses on the small ledges and watching the cars go by

i went overpassing last tuesday, needed to clear my head