Scrotum

That absolutely rancid skin that functions like some kind of bollock centred Alcatraz. It resembles that weird part of the chicken that no one wants to eat because it tastes a little like how a geriatric man’s colon smells.

Person one: did I ever tell you that when I got circumcised they took off my scrotum too?
Person two: you fucking spaz I told you not to touch those fucking mushrooms

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Dicksnickers

A common joke originating from the wonder trade system in the Pokémon franchise. Basically right someone would trade like a kyurem black or some shit but give it a really shit name (such as dicksnickers) and because the Pokémon has been traded to you the name couldn’t be changed. And there you go, some absolute bellend will be stuck using one of the best things in the game and getting laughed at every time it comes into the battle. What a total prick

Person who has just received a Dicksnickers: ah shit some absolute fuckin’ nonce just sent me an arceus
Their mate: oh that’s so cool
Dicksnickers receiver: nah the wanker named it Dicksnickers
Their mate: oh what a prick