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Your go to friend for support and guidance when it comes to mental health stuff.
(A friendthapist can also be know as a friendcellor depending if youâre more into therapy or counselling.)
Max regularly hit up Kim her go to friendthapist when shit got heavy.
The name given to skiers by snow boarders. (Derived from the snow plow technique that forms a pizza slice shape with skiâs)
While on chairlifts, Jess showed her distain for skiers by flicking snow from her snowboard onto the Pizza sluts below.
A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. Weâve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
Multiple people taking a piss in a toilet without flushing.
Someone should really flush this toilet that weestack stinks so bad!
Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didnât seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
Shocking yourself or other by mistakenly identifying melted chocolate as shit.
Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michaelâs eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.
A tasty fermented burp that results from slamming down a kombucha beverage.
Tim âMmmm that bouchaburp be naturally tasty.
Hey dude, does it smell as good as it tastes?